yo, it’s English dude…(but not as we know it)

I suppose it’s understandable in a way, out in the ‘colonies’ ( hehe, I have my imperialist hat on today…), i.e Australia, US (well, it was once…), etc etc, that the English language would diverge to a degree from the “Queen’s English” (whatever that is…) but when I see things like this (clicky image below) I do have to wonder if there’s a special school you have to go to in order to be able to articulate yourself in such an inane manner, or even to not feel like a bit of a w@nker when doing so.

In this case I’m not even sure of the origins of it given that this originates from ‘down under’, tho I suppose US ’street {lack of}culture’ spreads somewhat like a nasty disease. I have visions of special English language tuition classes in the art of talking like a prat. It’s no secret that school curriculums, certainly in this country, are completely screwed up, I have to wonder if, down under, they’re teaching ‘modernised’ Dickens or Shakespeare…. Great Expectations chapter 27 Magwitch talking to Pip: “Yo Pip, dude! Life is made of loads’a bye’s, like I sez, and one dude’s a bro’, and one’s a honky, and one’s a wangsta, and one’s a…. ah, whatever – this ain’t my language“

Well, yes, quite. I can’t say any more on that really, except I’m yet to figure out what the Will Smith pic has to do with the bike other than also looking like a wally.

p.s. shockingly however I must admit I do rather like the green rims… it’s just a shame about the bars and top tube pad… oh and that erection sticking out over the back wheel.